Sugar Water & Beef Jerky

5/27/06


Does anyone else think that The Macho Man and The Kool Aid Man are maybe the same person?


They're never seen at the same parties

Both dubious heroes to kids

Same "Oh Yeah!" catch phrase

Both hawk food-stuffs (jerky and sugar water, respectively)

Both burst through walls

Both are terrifying in a very distrubing, sort of indefinable way



Need I go on? These are the sorts of things that prevent me from actually doing anything with my life.